Quotes by Hofi Géza

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A sense of humor cannot be taken away from anyone in the form of a tax! It may be the only private property that cannot be taken from anyone.

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Corruption is what we stay out of.

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A friend is like a raincoat in the hall. When it is not needed, it "quietly" lies flat on the shelf, but when it rains, I can find it in the dark, because it is there!

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In Hungary, the number of jerks per capita: two.

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The country didn't get bad just now! Nope. They just noticed!

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I made it, you made it, he made it, we made it; if we've tailored it, we've tailored it, we can tailor it afterwards.

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Being determines consciousness. If we drink the being, the consciousness goes away.

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The "i" has been lost from the truth!

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Life is like an engine. It has to be kicked in, otherwise it won't work.

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There will be someone else who loves you, believe me, little girl, this is life, a rushing, sliding word.

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It is written on the cemetery: WE WILL RISE! Akkó is better at the pub, and there is the fact that WE NEVER DIE.

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I am the Hungarian People's Economy. I'm hung because it at least looks like I'm standing.

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If you don't have a shirt, don't wear one. But whoever has a shirt should finally get dressed!

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It is sad that the fans have sunk to the level of football.

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A person should not talk when he can talk enough to fill two hours, but when he has something to say that is worth two hours.

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I'd rather have a wine-blossomed nose than tartar-stained teeth!

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You stop at your own pub as you please. Back to the wall in another district.

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The direction in which we are going is (...) decided by the Central Committee or other competent authorities. That's their business. But whether we go there smiling or crying, I can have a little say in that.

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There are people who strangely pick up the rifle with the barrel facing backwards. Well then, I think the right thing is that no one should be able to shoot.

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It also takes talent to be a court jester.

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It is never enough to deliver as much as the audience expects. Success can be achieved with that much, but it is not certain that people will be curious next time. That's why you need the rest.

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Everyone needs a short power cut from time to time, And then everything can go on again.